One Liners beginning with the letter: T
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- The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
- The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.
- The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
- The word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.
- They told me I was gullible…and I believed them.
- This shirt is ‘dry-clean only’ — which means it’s dirty.
- This statement is false.
- Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
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